'The Garrett Club'
Musical Snobbery Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for your musical snobbery aficionado? Discover cleverly humorous and stylish items that honor their sophisticated tastes and love for all things musical. From mugs to posters, find something that hits the right note and adds a touch of playful elegance to their collection.
'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'
Anna Calvi
Trump! The Musical
Orchestra.
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."
Baroque Peacock
Cafe Momus from La Boheme
"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."
"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"
Elvis Presley
"Toi Toi Toi!"
"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"
"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."
"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."
'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'
Bryan Ferry
"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."
Fossil record player.
Kanya West Inspired Children Books.
Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."
Woman crying with happiness.
Eric Clapton.
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'
Elevator Music
Jimi Hendrix.
"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."
"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."
May your Christmas be full of harmony
Violin Practise
"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."
The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar
Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano
Musical Snobbery Aficionado Gifts Collection
Musical Snobbery Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring humorous and stylish designs perfect for the musical snob in your life.
Musical Snobbery Aficionado Pillows
Find quirky and stylish pillows that add character to their music-centered space, perfect for any musical snob.
Musical Snobbery Aficionado Prints
Browse our artistic prints that celebrate musical sophistication and humor, ideal for decorating a music lover's sanctuary.
Musical Snobbery Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts crafted for those with a refined taste in music and a good sense of humor.