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'The Garrett Club'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Anna Calvi

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Baroque Peacock

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Fossil record player.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Woman crying with happiness.

Eric Clapton.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Elevator Music

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin Practise

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano