Music Snob Prints

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

Amongst the Culturati II.

'I don't want to remember those golden hits from the seventies!'

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Bryan Ferry

Punk Reindeer

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Violin Practise

"Check out this new store."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)