Movie Snob Prints

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Hollywood Breakup

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Luke Sleepwalker...

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

'Oh man, every time.'

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'