Cinephile Snob Prints

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Cinemuck

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

'Oh man, every time.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Tenafly International Film Festival