Cinephiles Prints

'Plot spoiler: he dies.'

"In that film, the two leading actors were for Obama, but the director and the producer support Clinton."

'$3000 for a digital hi-def T.V., and there's still nothing on!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Housekeeping?!"

What's an Imax cave?

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Daniel Craig caricature

Jennifer Aniston