Cinephile Snob Gifts

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

What's an Imax cave?

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

Cinemuck

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

'Oh man, every time.'

Daniel Craig caricature

Jennifer Aniston

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'