Tv Show Snob Prints

I'm sorry, Axel, but this show is so bad that the only way I can bingewatch it is if it's an alcohol binge.

"Don't you just hate Love Island?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"What would you like to watch again?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Time Machine Collision.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

Waiting For Superman

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

The Gilmore Girls

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."

Leonard Nimoy

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'