Music Nerd Gifts

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Piano Recital

Rap music

Kritik's Korner

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

My other cello is a Stradivari

Punk Reindeer

Guitar Man.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Serenading

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.