Classic Rock Nerd Gifts

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Lennon and McCartney.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Ray Davies

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

Listening to Coldplay.

Nick Cave

Ringo Starr

Joe Henry

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.