Classic Rock Historian Gifts

Pink Floyd

Pete Townshend Vineyards

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Kritik's Korner

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

A man taking a bow

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Free Bird!"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

StonesHendge.

Ray Davies

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Robert Schumann

Young Elvis

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

The Fab Four

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Neil Young

Roger McGuinn

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Old songs made new