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Pete Townshend Vineyards

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

A man taking a bow

"Free Bird!"

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

StonesHendge.

Robert Schumann

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."