Snob Gifts

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Snob Vision

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

Fiction book sales.

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

"I'm afraid it's still rather young."

"Make me look like more of a people person, you paint-slinging nitwit."