Snob Pillows

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Snob Vision

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"Since Rover became a therapy dog, he's gotten uppity."

"Hi! I haven't had a crap in months. Bon appetit!"

"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."

'He's a mixed breed.'

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

Fiction book sales.

"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

'Wow! That's probably the best Kyrgyzstani neo-realist horror-comedy crossover I've seen so far this year.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"Don't you just hate Love Island?"