Travel Worrier Gifts

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Injured backpacker.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Ryanair refunds

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Excess Baggage: The airlines will hold your connecting flight just long enough so you can watch it leave without you.

'I'm worried, the software that can replace me is becoming more affordable.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

We know your e-mail address!

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"I hate travel."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."

'Well, I missed my turn in Montana, and the next thing I knew....:'

"Flight or fight!"

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

'On the good side though, it IS close to the office!'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

'What did I tell you kids about swimming in the cement hole?'

"I thought I'd gotten away with it, but with technology's advancements it's only a matter of time before they find out about that term paper I plagiarized."

Airport Security Scanner Sees More Than You Think

"The 9.23 train is cancelled...new timetables will be arriving at 9.46, 10.15 and 11.07."