Travel Hesitants Pillows

Grandma doesn't like going over the hill and through the TSA woods to children's home.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport Bored Rooms

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

The US election is over.

"I'd rather be at the office."

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Endless Summer III"

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Airline concerns.

Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

"Yes, it is true! I've finally persuaded Derek to take a holiday."

Brian, I hope you're prepared for the conference in Hawaii. You bet!

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"... Yes, I've heard the expression; 'Pigs might fly'. But, never; 'Pigs might fly in business class'!"

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.