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I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The Daily Commute

"Take me home now!"

March of the penguins.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

'I need to work a different shift.'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Behind the 8 Ball

Rush Hour In The Jungle.

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

"Hey, you wanna share a cab?"

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