Commute Haters Gifts

The nice thing about being a turtle is I always get to work at home.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The Daily Commute

"Take me home now!"

March of the penguins.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Metro Sapien.

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

'I need to work a different shift.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

Rush Hour In The Jungle.

Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard

Metrognome

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

Behind the 8 Ball