Cocktail Comrade Gifts

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fried chickens.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"