Cocktail Conductor T-Shirts

Add some humor and flair to their wardrobe with a t-shirt that’s as creative and lively as their cocktail recipes. Great for casual outings or behind the bar.

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Piano Bar

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Yoga for Alcoholics

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Join me in a Martini?

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"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here." mockup

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

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'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

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"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda." mockup

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

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'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.' mockup

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

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Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

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"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut." mockup

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

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My first mistake.

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"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

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'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.' mockup

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

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'You've had enough!'

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"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces." mockup

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

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"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

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"It's Olive isn't it?"

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"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions." mockup

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

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"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?" mockup

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

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Fallen Angel.

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Fancy a twinkle before supper?

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"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka." mockup

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

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"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

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