Cocktail Controller T-Shirts

'You've had enough!'

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Fried chickens.'

You're the olive in my martini

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

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