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'You've had enough!'

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'Fried chickens.'