Cocktail Craftsman Mugs

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."

"My feelings about her continue to evolve."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Fallen Angel.

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

'Steak Ted?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock