Cocktail Joker Mugs

'Screwdriver!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

You're the olive in my martini

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.