Cocktail Joker Prints

'Screwdriver!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

The Martini is invented.