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"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"