Drinking Companion Enthusiast Pillows

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"