Drink Companion Pillows

"These nuts are fabulous. Eat about six bowls and the price of the drink begins to make sense."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I heard they mate for life."

Reading the sports pages.

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'The King of what?'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Running Latte

'Toast'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Whiskey wars

Complaints Desk

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Best friends without borders.

California Beverages Map

Rabbit Punch

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Do you know what we need? We need drinking songs."