Food And Drink Appreciation Pillows

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Menu Dating

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Is the MSG local?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Chocs away.

Baloneystini

"I might just get a pie."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Back in 5 minutes!

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Am Awful Crammer.