Food And Drinks Pillows

These new crisps are pretty good! It's wonderful what cam be done with old cornflakes and salt.

Wine Time

Lemonade

Soccer party

"House red, sir?"

'How is the artisinal water prepared?'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Uncomplimentary Refills on all Drinks.

"Look at this! It's a new cereal that targets Latino consumers. Oh man...don't tell your abuelita you're eating this."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Selling lemon latt�

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

What the Doctor Ordered