Food And Beverage Pillows

'Our small drink is medium, our medium is large, and our large is illegal.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Waiter watering down wine

'I don't think we have to worry about anyone stealing our St. Joseph's-bread wine glass idea.'

'Man...You age great!'

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Fast food. Even faster food

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

You're the puff in my pastry!