Eating And Drinking Pillows

'Well, I wouldn't call eating, drinking and watching the telly at the same time, multitasking!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Grace For Flies

"Actually, make that a double cream."

LAY ZEE FUK

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Sloaney Pony.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Life is for the birds.

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."