Food And Drinks Prints

These new crisps are pretty good! It's wonderful what cam be done with old cornflakes and salt.

Wine Time

Lemonade

Soccer party

"House red, sir?"

'How is the artisinal water prepared?'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

Uncomplimentary Refills on all Drinks.

"Look at this! It's a new cereal that targets Latino consumers. Oh man...don't tell your abuelita you're eating this."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

On holiday.

Any time is cake o'clock

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Selling lemon latt�