Food And Drink Enthusiast Prints

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Domestic Goddess.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Bad for you but to die for

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."