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Avocado Timeline

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Chiens Chauds.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"The chef informs me that, while the salmon is farm raised, the garnish is indeed feral."

Fitting punishment from the devil.

Waiter, there's been a mistake, I didn't order the famine.

'It was very good.'

'At these prices I bet you get few customers.' 'At these prices we don't need many.'

Barbecue Fetch

"This is my final offer: you get 18% and a kind word on Yelp."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Counting ribs

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"You do like octopus?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

La Table

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'