Food Aficionados Prints

'Tell him we're just having the soup and salad.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

Counting ribs

Life is for the birds.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"Your meal sounded nice."

This Year's Spa

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'