'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
Food And Drink Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that taps into their love of all things tasty and spirited? Our food and drink enthusiast collection is packed with clever, cheeky designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These items bring humor and personality to every meal or sip, making them an irresistible gift for anyone who dreams in flavors and toasts to good times. Whether it's a coffee lover, wine connoisseur, or a foodie who adores trying new recipes—these gifts are a delightful way to honor their passion.
Come dine with me!
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
"Stephen and I are today's special."
'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."
Domestic Goddess.
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"
'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'
Bad for you but to die for
'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'
"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"
"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
Try to guess the continent dining...
'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'
"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
You're the botanicals in my gin
Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin
Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!
Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.
Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.
'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
Health and Safety Gone Mad.
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'
"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"
Food And Drink Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Food And Drink Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of food and drink themed mugs—perfect for your favorite gourmet or beverage connoisseur.
Food And Drink Enthusiast Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that celebrate food and drink—great for adding personality and comfort to any space.
Food And Drink Enthusiast Prints
Browse our vibrant prints for food lovers—perfect for kitchen decor or as a gift for the culinary enthusiast.
Food And Drink Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover our witty food and drink t-shirt collection—ideal for any enthusiast who loves to wear their passions with pride.