Food And Drink Diversionist Prints

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Bad for you but to die for

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Man...You age great!'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Chocs away.

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

Baloneystini

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Coffee Menu

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Spaghetti Road

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Happy St Pancakes Day

Wine and Cheese

Wino Appreciation Group

Anton's Bar and Grill