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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Bad for you but to die for

Try to guess the continent dining...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Before/After

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Man...You age great!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Chocs away.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Baloneystini

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Coffee Menu

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Happy St Pancakes Day

Spaghetti Road

Wine and Cheese

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"