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"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Is the MSG local?"

Menu Dating

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Back in 5 minutes!

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

Chocs away.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Baloneystini

"I might just get a pie."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.