Alcohol Appreciator Pillows

"9:35. Oh, good. My life is right on schedule."

Wine tasters nose and wine glass become one and the same

'It's been taken care of.'

Male and female loves.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

'This is where Clifton escapes the cares of the world.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Redhead

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The King of what?'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Whiskey wars