Alcohol Appreciator T-Shirts

"9:35. Oh, good. My life is right on schedule."

Wine tasters nose and wine glass become one and the same

'It's been taken care of.'

Male and female loves.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

Actually, it's not the tequila talking, it's the beer. It's a cute little ventriloquism act they worked up together. ? ?

Do I smell beer on your breath? Relax, Gloria. I didn't drink any beer. I just gargled some to hide the smell of Tequila.

'This is where Clifton escapes the cares of the world.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Redhead

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'The King of what?'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"