Alcohol Anecdote Appreciator Pillows

Drunk man comes home through the cat flap.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Man...You age great!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Redhead

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Hot cross buns

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

Wine Talking

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Good dog.'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Wine of the Day Club

Beer/Wine/Spirits.