Anecdote Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

Motivational Speaker Series. He ends all of this anecdotes with an inspirational message. The morale of the story.

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

Napkin Writer

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

'I gave Brian his marching orders last night and he goose-stepped round the bedroom!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'In general, do the right thing.'

'Caesar salad?'

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Hot cross buns

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

The Month of July

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I've been window-shopping..."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

Newton discovers surrealism

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

Barry Cryer.

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'