Alcohol Anecdote Appreciator Gifts

Drunk man comes home through the cat flap.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Man...You age great!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Redhead

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Hot cross buns

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

'Good dog.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Wine of the Day Club

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Wine Talking

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

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