Alcohol Humor Appreciator Gifts

Man offering a drink to a drowning man

'Are you drunk?'

"Tell me more about your problem - I understand it's drink related."

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Support group for sheep.