Palette Prodigy Gifts

"Stop staring"

Still life?

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'You could do that.' I did

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Artistic License

Artistic Licence.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Crayo-Blah

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Henri Matisse

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Shadow Artist

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Titian

'I didn't get a grant.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

Paul Gaugin

"I forgot blue."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"