Prank Palette Seeker Pillows

'Get him, Jimmy!'

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Stop staring"

I'm color blind, please help.

Trash-talkin' artists

Monet At Open Mic Night

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Crayo-Blah

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

Still life?

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.