Color Palette Explorer Gifts

Self-Portrait

Colorful feathers. Drab feathers.

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

The Art Student.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

I'm color blind, please help.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

David Hockney

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.