Color Palette Collector Gifts

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"When it said, 'All the Colors of the Rainbow,' I expected more than seven."

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Henri Matisse

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

Self-Portrait

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

"I paint only what I love..."

'Lunch is ready. Will you be able to remember where you left off?'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Glut of artists.

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!