Color Palette Collector Gifts

David Hockney

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"When it said, 'All the Colors of the Rainbow,' I expected more than seven."

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Henri Matisse

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

Self-Portrait

'It's another canvasser dear'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Glut of artists.