Paint Pro Gifts

D.I.Y ladder

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'You could do that.' I did

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Yes, but is it art?"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Artist Painting his Television.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Artist paints an artist.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Brick Red Paint...

Paint fight art!

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

Men painting red and white.

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paint charming.

Paul Gaugin

"I'm not totally happy with the painting subcontractor."

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

Spray painter.

'Er . . . wouldn't it be simpler to have your glasses tinted, dear?'

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

"You bought an airbrush?"

"Don't forget to save your work."

Colour Blind

"I need another can of this."

Model Airplanes

Artist painting his palette.

"Whoa, a dual-action airbrush kit with a 6-foot hose! How much is this?"

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

'I just paint what I see.'